James spent the majority of his childhood living in the canopy of various Amazonian rainforests and developing a killer menacing glare that has been known to make rivers and anacondas flow in reverse (see photo). Since perfecting the glare at the tender age of four, James has grown up (but only on the outside), keeping the glare (to use for good, not evil) but leaving the Amazon (for more terrestrial endeavors). James enjoys hiking with a minimum of supplies and eating macaroni and cheese at all hours of the day and night. He will be carrying all of the food for our team in the race, as well as speaking to any jungle creatures we encounter in their native tongue.
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