Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Team Bios: ANDY



Andy Brett was born in Ohio, where he won the spelling bee in 5th grade. He is white as a ghost, and so will appreciate the long days of the Coast Raid in Quebec to work on his tan. Eager yuppie by weekday and a superhero adventure racer by weekend (see photo montage), his lifestyle is reminiscent of Batman’s. Like Batman, Andy has both the brains and the brawn—he will ensure that Team Salsa Jets survives the torturous physical slog of the Coast Raid. Unlike Batman, however, his uniform is not a form-fitting black batsuit, but a sleek pair of silver shorts, in which he performs his lightning-quick foxtrot. There is no doubt about it…Andy will be dancing along the trails and waterways of the racecourse, getting sunburned along the way.

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